Meet Abraham Zale – Bold new resident of Aurora Skies
He’s a randomized Sim – I fixed his hair (it was awful) and removed his Grumpy trait and added Clumsy.
He’s an adorable, Socially Awkward, Outdoor Hating, Family Oriented Sim, who enjoys falling down, and failing miserably at Flirting. He likes Pop Music (he would), waffles (just look at him!) and the color blue.
He’s my founding Sim, who will lead the way to an idiot-filled alphabetcy. That’s right. This noob is taking on an ISBI-Alphabetcy blog. Which, based on my past failures is guaranteed to be a delightful endeavor of insanity and chaos. Let’s proceed shall we?
We bought a huge lot, ocean front (no fancy moodlet… blah) and had enough left to build this lovely little shack. Since Abe hates the outdoors, it’s a good thing too.
Abe lives in Aurora Skies, which I loved for about five minutes. I mean come on, it has red mail boxes! But good ol’ Abe had not much to do, so I thought we’d look for the library. I couldn’t find the library. I blamed myself, searched all over,
sought therapy and googled where the dang library is. Well, the icon is just a park bench, very misleading. But then I found it, only to discover it doesn’t give the “fast learning” moodlet, which defeats the entire purpose of a library… at least until you can afford a book case… which good ol’ Abe, cannot. Why’d we seek the library, you say?
Well, Abraham rolled a wish to join the Business Career. Considering he’s a Family Oriented founder, I felt business just suited this sweet guys wishes. Very “Cleaver” of him. So, we ventured out in to Aurora Skies to find the “Business”. Meet “Cuisine & Contracts Business Park”
This fine location is a restaurant, as well as both the Business & Journalism career locations. I hereby started falling out of love with Aurora Skies. But it’s pretty!
Anyhoo, Abe met his boss, who had a similar trait notification come up. I have no idea what that is, since we haven’t had a chance to chat, but she has the very unfortunate name of “Gundrun Beaker”. She’s pretty though, so we’ll see. Abe instantly rolled a want to text her, so I happily obliged. Then we talked on the phone with her. After failing to find a real library, but studying enough cooking skill to At The Place That Looks Like a Library to hopefully not burn down the house, and use a toilet, I sent Abe home to meet the rest of his needs.
1000 interweb points if you notice what’s missing for my poor, stinky Abraham. I built this lovely kitchen, a table with enough chairs to entertain visitors, a decent bed, and a lovely secluded bathroom. With not a damn thing in it. So dear Abe, with his toxic armpits came home to eat, shower, and sleep. He made a lovely bowl of macaroni and cheese, which I promptly tried to clean up – only to be notified that we didn’t have a sink. And we had eight dollars, which does NOT a sink buy. At that moment, I realized we didn’t have a bathroom. Thankfully he’d tinkled a The Place That Looks Like a Library, but he smelled terrible. So what does every Simmer do? Head to the gym!
Looks nice enough. A little small. Ooh! A Townie! My first one! (for a minute, I thought Aurora Skies was broken. At The Place That Looks Like a Library, we met no one, but lo and behold! A gym Townie!)
Meet Blonde Matrix Reject With Weird Mouth. Seriously. Do you see her mouth? I laughed. I did. She fell later too, which was pretty awesome. She has this great voice. So yeah, that happened… Back to the gym!
So here’s the rest of the gym. No really, this is it. I made sure I wasn’t missing floors, or secondary buildings, or ANYTHING that might have a freakin’ shower. Nope. It’s the Sims smallest gym with EIGHT toilets, and no shower. Yes. 60 MILLION toilets, and no shower… Stinky Abe will have to earn enough money for one, or just smell horrible forever.
On the plus side…
This lovely Sim showed up. I like her glasses, I like her clothes, I like her face. I like her. I wrote down her name, but can’t read my own handwriting. (fail) I think it might be Martina Frimam – but as I type it, I know it’s wrong. Whatevs. Go say hi,
smelly chubs Abe.
“Hi. I stink, but it almost looks like the computer is broken because my Simmer’s computer sucks”
Abe: I need to bathe
Random Fairy (I am here to work out)
(Abe Uses “IGNORE” It was SUPER EFFECTIVE!)
Abe: Blah blah moon
no one cares blah.
Dear ol’ Abe goes home, and we managed to buy a
fancy squatters sink, and he cleans up his mac and cheese bowl. Good boy.
Hey, Abe picked his own clothes… don’t judge (you should see his swimwear) I just colored them to match his fav, (and removed horrible satan guinea pig slippers) and this is what he wants. I mean, he’s socially awkward. He makes bad choices. (Did I mention his swimwear? We might have to hit the pool just to torture you
readers) I also LOVE his sheets. He’s doing alright for a founder – especially a Hates Outdoors founder, since he didn’t have to live on the lawn. I hope you’ll someone will tune back in to see what’s next for good ol’ Abe!