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An Interesting Turn of Events 3.6

Hey Simmers!  Happy Weekend to you all!  We last left off with OH SO MUCH Happening!  Bettina and Leif continue to grace the household in their ripe ol’ age.  Cyrus and Traci FINALLY GOT A DIVORCE!  Cyrus embraced his true nature, and acquired a brand new husband, Changpu!  Dahlia became a teen, and an heir poll ensued!  IF YOU HAVEN’T VOTED, VOTE NOW.  I’M CLOSING THE POLL TOMORROW.  You can vote on the poll featured in the last post.  Daisy is currently leading 6 to 3 over Dahlia.  Both boys have no votes, which initially made me VERY HAPPY, until I met them as young adults, but I digress.  Let’s get on with the show, shall we?

So!  I think I mentioned a prom for the triplets last post, but well, Dahlia aged up too, and made it to prom too!  How’d it go?  Here’s a hint…

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Looks like they’re having a blast, yes?  HA!.  However, some romantic interests came from it all.  Drake and Bella!  Kinda cute!  Sam Sekemoto and Dane.  I’m sorry, but Dane can do better.  You don’t know because you don’t really know him.  I didn’t give any of the triplets enough screen time or personality, but after the YA birthday they’ve had since, DANE CAN DO BETTER.  Just trust me.  And Daisy and Brandy Keaton…  Brandy… Male?  Female?   I checked Daisy’s relationship panel, but I honestly couldn’t tell. I thought I took a screen snip, but hmm.  I’m assuming female, because Brandy is a girls name…

Oh WAIT! (seriously, I’m typing this WAY LATER) I found the snip!
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I found the snip!  Is that a boy or a girl?  I feel stupid that I don’t (didn’t) know.  MOVING ON…

Aw Drake.  Way to suck.  We have all seen enough broken fixtures in this house!
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But check out this sweet family dinner!  I think the children really enjoy Changpu.  There’s never any bickering, or trait incompatible snafus.  I get a very happy vibe from the house now…

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Besides Cyrus being sleepy (as a TH so often is) and Dahlia stepping over laundry, it’s a very happy scene!

See?
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Family dinners are important!  And in an ISBI, prevents everyone from starving.  I LOVE the “call household to meal” option.  Changpu makes himself head of the table!

Hey!  It’s a snowy founder!
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HAI ABE!!!!!!!!

He then proceeded to float through Dane and Drake’s bedrooms and disturb them… Great.
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Where was he heading you ask?  THE COMPUTER!

Abe Zale misses video games VERY MUCH.  All he does when he comes a-haunting is play video/computer games.
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Maybe because as a TH he had no personal time to himself?  I don’t know.  I’m always happy to see him, however!  Even though he woke up the boys…

And then!  BENJI!
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Hi Kitteh!  Benji ALSO floated through both Drake and Dane’s bedrooms, disturbing Dane, who had gone back to sleep.  Thanks Benji…

But aw!
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I like seeing them together!!

Over in the land of the living, it’s domestic bliss for Changpu and Cyrus…
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Ha!  Fantastic…

And hey!  Abe!  Get outta the dining room table, Leif wants his CAKE!
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Leif:  This looks like it hurts, but I am nonplused.

No really, he doesn’t give a shit.
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Leif: La la la, I float and eat cake!  Just another day being a Zale!

By the time the ghosts vanish, I witness a Zale Family 2nd!
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A Zale works out!  It’s Daisy!

And While Daisy feels the burn, Cyrus rolled a makeover wish, and how could we possibly deny our TH a mid-life crises wish?  We can’t!
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(So that’s Bebe Hart standing RIGHT BEHIND Cyrus… and when Cyrus came in Bebe and the stylist were makin’ OUT.  HA HA!)
Cyrus: I’d like to keep my arms and legs, please.
Stylist:  Yes, like you see in the mirror?
-_-

I didn’t think he’d like it…
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And **YAWN** he doesn’t.  But I think he looks fine!  Maybe years and years of seeing Sims show up in the most INSANE outfits… (FreeSpirit anyone?) that I’ve become complacent, and Cyrus just looks normal to me…

Back at home, I decide it’s time to check  up on Leif and Bettina, they’re very very old.  Bettina shows 98 Sim Days old, and has 189,545 LTH points.  Aw.  Leif is also 98, and has 115,047 LTH.  I think that’s DAMN FINE for an ISBI spouse… and wait until you see what he does later this post…  Anyway, the SECOND I finished checking on Bettina and writing her stuff down…
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Bettina:  Damn.  I never reached my LTW.
Author’s Note:  We would have… If we didn’t have to leave Aurora Skies.

I’m so sparkly!  And a little bit scared!
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Dad?  Is that you?

Cue sadness and family grieving.
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Wait?  Where’s Leif?

Leif: La di da, a fine night for a game of catch, is it not, Dahlia?  Fine night indeed.
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Dahlia:  Yes grandpa.  Fine to play out here in the snow and darkness.  Is something going on inside?

Leif: Nonsense dearie, nonsense…
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LOOK!  You can SEE Leif playing catch out the window.  Isn’t that fantastic?  Do you see him?  I think it’s amazing.  Everyone else, they’re beside themselves.  I think Drake is even dislocating his elbow.  Aw.

So, we say goodbye to Bettina.  And she looks SO BADASS as a gypsy ghost!
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I sure hope she haunts in her gypsy clothes!

After things (wait for it) DIE DOWN (HA HA HA) a bit, Daisy remembers she’s a coward.  HA!  I’m going to have to get used to her.
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Daisy:  Oh the simanity!  I’m going down!  GRANDMA!!

Bye Bettina.  We’ll miss you.
CYRUS TO THE RESCUE WITH THE MOODLET MANAGER!
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He quickly zaps everyone.  And since the youngest is Dahlia, and she’s a teen, we were able to pretend we didn’t even care about Bettina… Hmm.

BUT WAIT!  Does anyone recall?  I said that if Bettina or Leif died before Changpu became an edler… that we’d…
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ADOPT!  We picked a female CHILD.  I’ve never adopted older than a toddler before, so I didn’t know what would happen.  But we got to name her!

Meet Daphne!
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Um… is that a helmet?

Oh!  She’s a super special child who needs to wear a helmet all the time to protect herself!
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Look how happy she is!

Okay – so I took away the helmet.  If I were a better simmer, well, I’d roll with the special needs appearance and write it in, but well – I just wasn’t shooting for that right now.  And in all honesty, it’s just “hair”… SO!  one quick makeover later, MEET DAPHNE ZALE!

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She’s a friendly, slovenly, bookworm.  She likes rockabilly music, fire cracker tofu, and spice brown!  Isn’t she amazing?  I think she’s amazing.  And if I’d been known for sure that either Leif or Bettina would have died so quickly, and that I could adopt a child aged child, I would have made her eligible for heir.  Definitely!  I peeked at her as a teen, YA, and adult, and she’s SPECATULAR.  Unfortunately, we won’t really get to see her much…  You’ll see why.

Here’s her room!  Since Changpu had never even BEEN KISSED (seriously, he got his first kiss moodlet with Cyrus, and he’s THREE DAYS from ELDER) I imagined that he was overwhelmed with love and devotion to his adopted daughter, and so they SPOIL her.
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Daphne:  This dollhouse…
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It’s like the house I always imagined… and now I have a home.  *sniffle*

(I have no idea why the dollhouse made her cry…)  😦
Cyrus rolled this:
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And I decided to comply – so we barely get to enjoy Daphne before she heads off to private school.  I’m hoping she’ll call us and ask to come home!

Since I knew she was leaving, here she is being cute as hell…
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I freaking love her.

While Daphne plays pretty princess, 100 year old Leif decides the best place to sleep…
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Is an igloo…
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I’m watching him like a hawk… I know he’ll be dying soon!

Daisy is leading the heir poll race, so I thought people should get to know her better!  Here she is!
Daisy: I HATE YOU SNOWMAN!  YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO WATCH OVER OUR ANCESTORS!
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Elbow to the SnowFace!
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Oh.  Oh no.  Did I just kill a snowman?!?
MUST FIX!
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I’m sorry snowman!  I love you and the stuff that makes you!  Nom Nom!
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Leif remerges unscathed!
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He stood their frozen/idle for awhile, and I thought he might be dying.  He was fine.

And with that, BYE DAPHNE!
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Have fun at French Cheese Art School!  We barely knew you!  </3

Daisy – again, leading the TH race – I felt you needed to know her a little bit more… She decided to set a booby trap!
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heheheheheheh

And then!  She shows magic powers and shoves her own arm in to her body…
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THAT FACE!!!! XD
Daisy: mmmmmm, waffle remnants ……….

Like I said, I’ve been obsessively checking on over 100 Sim day Leif…
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He’s fine… fast asleep.  And look!  The Koi out his window!  Awesome!  Normally I’d make some funny comment about the handcuffs dream, but Leif is in the law enforcement career track, so it just makes sense… weird.

I keep forgetting that Daisy is a coward!
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It’s just Benji!  She was drawn to the giant fish on the TV.  Oh Daisy.  Your rebellious nature doesn’t suit your coward trait AT ALL.  But I love it.  I do.

So.  Maybe you all wondered why I hated Traci so much.  I can’t REALLY explain it… I had to watch her do all her little Sim things, and I just hated her all the time.  But here…is PROOF of her extra special FAILURE!
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Yup!  That’s LEIF.  Uncontrollable ISBI SPOUSE, topping his career.  You, Traci.  YOU WERE DEMOTED TO PAPERGIRL.  You couldn’t make it out of level TWO of the journalism career.  Leif topped his career path!  I just wish it had been his LTW.  His LTW is renaissance sim, which he won’t make, but I don’t care.  He’s the best.  Ever.  The proof is in the pudding.

So Hey!  Look!  There’s people swarming the Zale door!  It’s a birthday.  It’s many birthdays.
But who do we have here?
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Hey!  It’s Brandy.  And he’s a BOY!  Alright then!  I honestly had no idea, but I should’ve recognized the shirt, but I didn’t.  Brandy – is a boy.  Daisy’s Romantic Interest is male.

And look! It’s Bella! (*snickers* – you’ll see, oh readers, you’ll see)
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I think I might be the ONLY SIMMER who adores Bella, but when I discovered that Bella was Drake’s Romantic Interest, I was pretty happy!

And oh LOOK, it’s FUCKING TRACI – and what did she bring?  AUTUMN SALAD.  Cuz ya know, it’s not ANY SIM EVER can make AUTUMN SALAD.  Loser.  I hate you so much.  At least bring steamed vegetables or SOMETHING.
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Traci:  I miss these walls.  I always loved you wall.

Author’s Note:  I had absolutely zero dealings with what you are about to witness.  I exclaimed out loud when I saw it, and my husband asked me if something was wrong.  I think my exact words were “Well!  What’s this shit!?!”

So!  It’s a party!  And I heard kissing…
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That is Traci.  And Bella.  Smooching up a STORM!

You can’t write this stuff, I’m telling you.  Cyrus ditched Traci, then found love with an older man, Traci, once tossed to the curb, found love with a MUCH younger woman!  I mean Bella is her SON’S romantic interest!  Bella was at PROM with Drake!  MUHAHAHAHA!  I am indeed, surrounded by idiots.   And entertained to PIECES when I saw this happen.  Seriously.  DAMN!

Moving on, this IS a birthday party!

Such a hodgepodge of Sims.  A Keaton Vampire crashes, Brandy is all up in Drake’s Biz,
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And Sam Sekemoto, who is DANE’S romantic interest (seriously, he can do so much better… You’ll see) is busy being a pink baldy.  He’s like a naked mole rat, ugh.  Dane, I never really appreciated you, but you can do better than Sam Sekemoto.  Just sayin’.

Triplets in sync!
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Drake goes first!
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Before makeover, I think he looks pretty good!  I like him more than I thought I would (which is what I always say… but that’s okay, I’m a compassionate simmer except Traci)

Then Dane!
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I think he’s hawt.  LOL!  I DO!  I’m SORRY! (kinda.  I paid him no mind until he got all hawt)

Daisy!
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HA HA HA H AH AH HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA!
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THE HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOLZ

Changpu went too!
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He always seems so dignified to me…
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He’s also a very graceful elder.  He looks pretty happy!  He did get a makeover, but I didn’t bother with a shot.  Here’s the triplets after their makeovers!  You’ll also learn their new trait and their LTW!

Drake!
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He had clumsy LOCKED in.  World renowned surgeon was available, and since a clumsy surgeon made me LOL, and aside from him MOPPING HIS TEENAGE YEARS AWAY I had absolutely no attachment to him – it seemed fine.  I did try to pick a look befitting a clumsy doctor wannabe.  So there you have it.

Dane!
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Dane rolled couch potato.  We selected Blog Artist for his LTW, since it just SUITED him.  He’s got that lazy, entitled vibe about him, that just made me love him.  And I think he’s hot, but I said that already.  I’m sorry I didn’t pay enough attention to him.

Daisy!
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Since she’s probably going to be the TH, I paid a lot of attention to her traits and personality, and I went for a rebellious, sexy, but kind look for her.  She’s also a slob, so I wanted her clothes to appear low maintenance, but she’s part of my flower theme, so she wears them in her hair… She rolled Dog Person.  Her LTW is to be a master mixologist, and I picked it for a couple reasons.  One, it TOTALLY suits our Daisy, and two, I’ve never done it before!  And!  YAY DOGS!  (I’m a professional dog trainer {as in I get paid to train other people’s dogs} and I have two of my own!  SO YAY DOGS!)

Oh… Well that’s the last screen shot, but it’s as good a time to end as any!  The next generation are young adults, so by the time I post tomorrow, I’ll have closed down the heir poll, and we’ll have a new beginning!  At this very moment, the score is:
Daisy 6, Dahlia 3, and the boys zero.  I did want to go boy/girl/boy/girl, so I’m happy the girls are winning!  I had no idea Dane would turn out so badass.  Just sayin’.

Come back next time!  The TH will be decided, and I bet the torch gets passed!  Cyrus has NO HOPE of reaching his LTW, as he’s only level 5 science.  He might max his career, but it’s unlikely.  Hmm, remind me to unlock the garden gate so other sims can get in there.  Out of all of my Torch Holder’s to date, only Abe reached his LTW.  That is PRETTY sad.  Oh well, I’m having a blast!  And free interwebs to you if you found this even remotely as enjoyable as I do.  Cheers!  And HAPPY SIMMING!

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Cyrus Begay & Heir Poll! 3.5

Hi Simmers!  Last time a WHOLE ton of stuff happened.  The adults went on a free vacation, the teens threw a party and BROKE EVERYTHING, Benji died :(, Traci was the most obnoxious Sim I’ve ever experienced, Cyrus had an adult birthday and well, here we go!

GENERATION B JUICE PONG!
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CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
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Bettina and Traci had a “moment” last time in the kitchen, and it was commented upon that Bettina is now gangsta.  She is indeed gangsta.  BAM!
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GO BETTINA!  We ALL hate Traci!
Look at the hate.
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Note:  Bettina and Leif are 96 Sim days old.  Bettina has 183,650 LTH and Leif 108,293.  As an ISBI spouse, I found that number quite pleasing.  You go Leif!

Cyrus got promoted!  And being  a workaholic, is VERY pleased with himself.
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FYI:  Drake and Dane are there because they were on a field trip.  Aw.  Cute.

While Cyrus succeeds, TRACI FAILS!
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Really?  She couldn’t even make it out of the second position?  Leif is an uncontrollable spouse, and he’s been promoted MANY times.  Traci is a COMPLETE disaster, and we hate her.  She’s now been promoted to “Paper Girl” which a CHILD can do.  Way to shine, Trace.  Way to shine.

I promised Cyrus an adult makeover, here’s his outfit!
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I also promised him the TH Tattoo of Honor.  The Gnome of the Wrist!
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Aw, cute.  And hairy!

When coming out of the salon after his tattoo, this tourist was standing around!
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Aw, China!  The Zales went there!

They have A LOT in common!
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His name is Changpu!  Changpu Sau Hing!
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Aw… Bros!  Brohoof!

And poor Dahlia… she just misses Benji so much!
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Don’t mind me… I’m an 8 year old with an iPhone.  OMG BENJI I MISS YOU!

All the time!
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I’m sorry honey.  The moodlet manager cannot save you.  You’re forced to mourn Benji.

And only HORRIBLE TRACI would be mean to a CHILD who was devastated over her lost kitteh.
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Cyrus rolls this:
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It’s not the divorce Traci wish we were all looking for, but it’s a start.  Holly is a co-worker, and since I want Cyrus to divorce Traci be happy, we promptly invite her over.

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She’s cute too.

Adult Paper Girl Traci doesn’t think so.  MUHAHAHAHHA
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Aw… Poor you.  You mad?  STFU

Then I got this pop up about Dahlia!
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OH NO!
I found her stuck on a playground.  I had to reset her.  Poor baby.

It’s DAHLIA’S BIRTHDAY!
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WOO HOO!  FUN TIMES!

I wish…
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I wish I DON’T GROW UP WITH ZALE HAIR CURSE!

It comes true!
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Not a bad grow up, if I do say so!  Best we’ve seen in a long time!  She rolled Nevernude.

HEIR POLL
HERE HERE READERS!  You now get to control the future of the Zale Idiot Clan!  To recap:
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She is a Nevernude, Workaholic, Insane, Excitable Sim who loves Disco, Goopy Carbonara, and the color LIME.

Drake
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He is a Friendly, Good, Workaholic, Cold Loving, Easily Impressed Sim who enjoys Soul, Cheese Tofu Steak, and Irish Green.

Dane
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He is a Friendly, Good, Light Sleeping, Over Emotional Sim who likes Country, Stu Surprise, and Yellow.

Daisy
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She is a Cowardly, Grumpy, Rebellious Slob who favors Chinese Music, Stir Fry, and Lilac.

Choose Wisely.  With great power comes great responsibility… Or some shit.

HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRAISE THE LLAMA!
DIVORCE!
IT HATH HAPPENED!

We warm up to the divorce by arguing real quick…
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I mean, it COULDN’T just come out of the blue, could it!?

BEGONE TRACI!
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GO CYRUS!  WOO HOO!!!

Well, shit.  This was sad…
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OH WELL.  SHOO!

I have a cell phone, but I’m going to use the house phone to move out…
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BYE!
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I’d say we’ll never see here again, but she’s like, the ONLY family member we could invite to parties, so I’m sure she’ll come around.  And we’ll all enjoy laughing at how much we hate her.  PEACE!

Well well… what do we have here?
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HA!  You thought it’d be exciting.  Nah, it’s Cyrus in his make-over undies and his honorary degree.

And Bettina, well, she keeps with tradition.
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Angelica, I’m thinking of you.

Hmm, a visitor!
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Is that?… Could that be?…Is he from out of town?

Why yes!  I do believe Cyrus has invited his Bro Changpu from China to come visit!
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That’s cool.  Ya know, you need your homies when going through a divorce!

FLASH!
GOOD!
WHATEVER!  We’re HAPPY SHE’S GONE!

Cyrus:  Hi Changpu!  Please, come inside!
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*Cyrus strips instantly* (Seriously, he did it all on his own!)
Changpu looks confused.  LOL

Cyrus: Hey Bro!  Do you know your star sign?  I’d like to know it too!  For Bro reasons.
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Changpu: I’m strangely attracted to this skinny, hairy man.

Cyrus: You’re a Pisces?  OMG!  I rolled a wish to meet a Sim with a compatible sign, and you ARE!  Let us BroHug!
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Changpu:  Hugz.

Cyrus:  Wait.  I think I feel extra feelings for you.  Feelings I never felt in all my life.  All my married life.  With  my wife.  And our four kids.  Changpu, I’m attracted to you!
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Changpu:  Me too!  I’m attracted to you!  I’ve lived my whole life in China with just my parents.  I had no friends, no colleagues… I was so lonely.  I isolated myself.  But with you, I feel joy!  And happiness!  And I thi—-…. SMOOCH!
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Cyrus:  Shhh, Changpu.  I understand.

Let us heal our broken hearts with the love we fought our whole lives.
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SMOOCHIE

Cyrus:  So, wanna go steady?
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Changpu: What are you, 15?

BUT OKAY!
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Great!  You’re My BOYFRIEND!  I’m SO HAPPY!

So… How about fiancé?
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Wait wait wait… I’m sure I have a Traci’s old wedding ring around here somewhere!

Eh?  eh?
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RING!
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Changpu: OMGYESYESYES
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Cyrus!  GREAT!  Let’s get married.

Changpu:  Now?
Cyrus:  NOW.
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Aw!  Look at Cyrus!  I’ve never seen him look so intoxicated happy!

So!  With that!!  Meet Changpu Zale (OMG A C!  Like Angelica and Abe!  Changpu and Cyrus!)
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Changpu Zale is 3 days away from elder.  His LTW is to be a master magician, but he is unemployed.  It’s like if I wanted to be an award winning author but I Sim blog and waste away in a cube… ANYHOO MOVING ON… he only knew two people from China.  His parents.  Aw.  He was just waiting for a man to save him.  D’aaww.  He likes Latin music, Crepes, and the color purple.  He’s a Light Sleeping, Athletic, Excitable, Loser, who happens to be Lucky just once in awhile.  Like visiting Sunset Valley, and touring the town when Cyrus went for a tattoo.

That’s all I have for this post!  PLEASE vote for heir!  Also, if Bettina or Leif die within the next couple Sim days, Changpu and Cyrus will adopt.  The child will not be eligible for heir race, but NOT because she is adopted, but because there’s just too much of an age gap, and I’ll be ready to move on with the family.  AUTHORS NOTE:  Adoption will ALWAYS be allowed to continue the Zale Family legacy.  I am an adopted child, and I am no less worthy to carry on my family name than if my parents had had any biological children.  The same rule is applying to my Sims.  Adopted children will be just as eligible to continue the Zale line.

Ahem – VOTE VOTE VOTE!  And come back soon to see what’s next!  Things are pretty exciting in the Zale house these days!

Happy Simming!

OH SHIT:  And a special thanks to Amywan for inspiring the Zale Family with her Cyrus Begay Zombie on the de Vil Villain Legacy, and SERIOUSLY to my dear friend Julia laserkatt.  Read her amazing adventure with Loki over here.  Do it.  Now.  CLICK THEM BOTH NOW!