First, I’ve been meaning to tell you guys FOREVER that Daisy never had morning sickness with any of her pregnancies… She’s just that badass. Second, I cannot BELIEVE how many more chapters Daisy has had vs. Cyrus. Cyrus only had seven chapters, but this is Daisy’s 14th! I still totally love Cyrus. So last time we hung out with the Zales, we wasted time through Erik’s teenage years while granting Daisy’s every whim. It was fun – but I’m over it, so lets move on!
We begin with our new TH snoozing away. Aw…
Isn’t he cute? He kinda totally is. ❤ Erik
And while Erik snoozes, I had Daisy teach Duchess to speak… so here she is…
…Barking at Duchess. So – as a dog trainer – this is NOT how you would teach your dog to “speak”…
Huh? o.O whatchoo want?
And OMG ERIK! STOP IT!
Deal with it.
Erik: I’m ever so very tired…
I’m pretty sure you just woke up from a nap, so cope a little, Mr. Diva.
(but he’s pretty damn cute – don’t tell him I said that)
I check in on Gustave, he’s standing around…
…Like always… Lookin’ pretty handsome though…
But then he does this!
I HAVE FOUND THE MISSING LINK!
After this lovely face – he heads off to bed – joining the rest of the sleeping household. And I spy Traci!
At least she stays outside and doesn’t wake up the whole freakin’ HOUSE.
(I’m glad she gets to come out and play with us…)
After a haunted night, we have a lovely family breakfast!
Aw… super cute. ❤ my Zales.
What the hell? Whodiss?
(He looks like a rainbow wolf stalking the house…)
Why it’s DUKE of course!
I made him myself! I’m not super into fancy schmancy rainbow schemes, but Duchess was SO DULL (even after I put a heart on her) that I decided it was time we brought some creativity to the pets…
So meet Duke! (to go with Duchess of course!)
See his lovely eyes? (Did I mention I made him myself? Cuz I DID!)
Duchess: Yer awfully big Mr. Rainbow Dog…
But she likes him anyway… ❤
Duchess: Leafs! 😀
Duke: Cats! 😀
Aw… I luvs you guys.
*Rainy nighttime haunting pic*
HAI ANGELICA! ❤
Then, a Zale family 3rd (or something)… a Zale works out!
Cyrus and Duke (who for some really annoying reason I want to call Hank. NO HEATHER, his name is DUKE! YOU NAMED HIM DUKE – I even wrote “Hank” in some of my notes…FAIL) Isn’t
Hank Duke lovely? I think so.
Just after this shot, Changpu shows up to haunt Cyrus…
Changpu: *ECHOES FROM ACROSS THE GREAT UNKNOWN* Who’s this hooker you buried right next to me?
Whelp, back to the new dog. Because dog <3.
Duke is SO FREAKIN’ awesome. ILU Duke!
And Duke + Future TH = ADORBS!
YOU CAN’T CATCH ME! (runs like a diva – just sayin’)
GO DUKE GO! GO GET HIM! LOLZ!
YAY! So much cute FTW!
And then – it was PROM!
Since ISBI teens do NOT get dates, it’s super awkward DON’T SIT BY ME limo time!
(Note: I love the hot air balloon in the window…)
So! I took all these amazing notes with all the shit that happened at prom. However, I have read MANY legacies, and PROMS ARE BORING unless someone gets a romantic interest, or a steady BF/GF or a first kiss. Elaine hooked up with Orlando Skinner (and based off his thumbnail, he’s pretty cute!) but everything else was under the sea crap, alien lights, rejected dances, matching tuxes, wardrobe malfunctions, fights and regular bullshit… so I chose to skip it (although, what waste of perfectly lovely notes…) OH WAIT, really quick, while at prom, when Elaine gets all lovey dovey with Orlando Skinner, she rolled a golden body parts LTW, so I locked it in.
Upon returning from prom, I find…
…very cute dogs. I freakin’ love those guys.
AND! PUPPY TIME!
It’s as big as I am!
No wonder she only had one!! Poor thing…
Duke took a page out of Abraham’s book and slept through the birth (thought I took a picture, but I didn’t) but meet Eddie!
Eddie is clueless and lazy. And adorable beyond all pixelated reason.
THE CUTE! IT HURTS!
Dad loves his little peanut.
Maybe you have to know the Zales (or to have manually created his daddy) to adore this puppy as much as I do, but I love him SO MUCH! Eddie FTW!
So! At this point, I get a pop up that Elaine and Erik have 2 days until their YA birthday, Daisy also has two until her elder, and Gustave has 3. So I’m gonna AGE UP ALL OF THEM! EPIC BIRTHDAY!
This is River McIrish – she party crashes all Zale parties. She showed up, is still in the ACTION of heartfarting Gustave, (can you tell from her thought bubble?) and then SHE DIES.
Here’s everyone reacting…
Don’t mind all the children, they’re from Gustave’s day care. Most people are thinking about Dahlia while she chokes herself. Elder Drake is heading home, we won’t see him again tonight – apparently the stranger death ruined the party for him. I love how Elaine’s all “HAI ELLEN! I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE COMING!” *waves*
Someone JUST DIED PEOPLE!
But oh well. CAKE!
Daphne and Elder Dane! (Drake and Dane are elders now… That means that three of Cyrus’ children are Elders!)
Don’t forget Dahlia! (One should never forget Dahlia – she’ll hurt you)
Ellen and Evan made it too!
Ellen: *STARES* Oh hello father, are you growing old? (CREEPY)
Evie is here too – with a party crasher…
…and we get to see Daph & Elder Dane again.
Gus went first!
Erik rolled rebellious. He is now a friendly, grumpy, genius diva – who is rebellious. 😐
Remember – he had rolled that famous surgeon LTW.
Elaine rolled snob (*LOL*) She is now an outdoor hating, artistic, neurotic, over-emotional SNOB. HA HA HA. I love her traits! It just sounds like someone you’d meet in real life. And hate.
Daisy went last…
…Aw. I will ❤ you forever Daisy. You were my favorite.
DAISY! I felt she’d rock short hair and lilac tips.
You are still a BAMF Daisy.
Gustave! After all that shaggy hair, I felt he’d LOSE IT.
Go stand around some more, why don’t ya?
She has the tiniest nose. I miss Ellen. BUT! She’s lovely and carries on Daisy’s hair.
Last but not least, TH ERIK!
Erik: Look at me. That’s right. LOOK. Now shhhhhhhhhh…
not Hank) was starving and found leftover birthday cake!
GRADUATION! (I am just as tired of typing this shit as you are of reading it… so ENJOY!)
*who the HELL are all these people!?!*
Elaine was voted “Most Artistic” – must’ve been that one painting she almost finished. -_-
Sleepy, and with his arm in his face *toss!* He was voted “Most Likely to Take Over the World” Sure. He just wants to be a surgeon.
Here we have Daisy’s last action as TH
Because a formal wear dishwasher repair just seemed like the way the Zales would go. Fancy to the end.
I have Erik and Elaine take aptitude tests!
Too bad he needs medicine – but I’m pretty proud of him anyway.
At least she IS a fine arts major! (based off her artistic trait)
And it’s adieu to the youngest Zale Twins!
Apparently only sleepy Erik packs any belongings…
So! That’s that! Daisy’s reign of awesomeness comes to an end. Join us again soon to enjoy Erik and Elaine’s adventures at University! Welcome to the E generation!
Happy Thanksgiving to American readers, and CHEERS! HAPPY SIMMING!
*PS – my birthday is in 40 minutes, Pacific Time 😀