OMG LIKE HAI! Happy Halloween! I used Google translate to make the title, so if it’s incorrect in any way, blame Google (and our friend who works for Google) and not my own ignorance of the French language. And although I know a name like Daisy would still be Daisy in French, I chose to use the French word for daisy because reasons. I also no longer remember what I translated… But it’s something about love in the land of nectar. Whatever. Last time, um… last time we hung out with the Zales… er… HI! I HAVE HAD ADULT STYLE BEVERAGES! And OOH! A new one has just appeared. Must’ve been Daisy and her mixology. NO! It was my HUSBAND! So I’m on vacation starting NOW. We’ll be gone until 11/5 because it’s our anniversary! Look at us and our one year of marriage. Aw. ANYWAY! BACK TO drunken BUSINESS!
Last time, Daisy took over! She screwed that nimrod Brandy who I TOTALLY HATE, and we brought Daphne back from private art school where she learned how to twerk. Not paint or draw or anything… then, Daisy headed off to France! So! Let us see what she gets up to, shall we? Indeed we shall. Indeed. Slurrrrp… delicious… 😀
I wanted Daisy to do at LEAST one quest in the limited time she was in France, so we checked the board! Some French lady lost a baseball. Loser…
Daisy: YAY! France!
Daisy: Let’s go find that lady and her missing item!
I brought my rebel ride with me! YEEHA! (Author’s note: She’s so damn fast travelling through France on this thing my game can’t keep up!)
Beautiful!
Daisy: YEA! I LOVE this place…
After I finally found the staircase like a NOOB, things started happening!
Daisy rocks and has a blast in the ruins looking for the baseball very important lost item! She paused while breaking these rocks apart and scratched her butt. I laughed out loud, but I missed the shot… Damn.
Daisy Adventure Sequence:
HA! That heart key is totally radiating from her ASS! Just sayin’…
TADA! Daisy is mad adventurer! Except she’s a coward, so she was getting scared moodlets all the time… Aw… Rebellious/Coward is a sweet mix… it’s kinda real? Like, sometimes we think we’re all tough and rebellious, but we’re actually scared? And blah blah I MENTIONED THE DRINKING TONIGHT RIGHT?!?…
Daisy meets a local… *kiss* *kiss*
And she bought stuff from her, like the incense, and the nectar maker just in case someone in the OMG 26 GENERATIONS WHAT AM I DOING family decides they want to be a nectar maker…
Then, as we all recall, Daisy’s first wish upon arriving on French soil was to purchase a bottle of nectar! So we head over to the nectary! Spoiler: Good things happen.
Simmer Sighting: I like him. Let see what happens? NOTE: I TOOK NOTES!
REAL NOTE: His name is Gustave Delven. This Simmer thinks he’s cute…
Daisy sees him too! Not because I control Daisy or anything…
(I recently learned this was called heartfarting… fascinating…)
Daisy likes him too! (Drunk Author’s Note: I have yet to discover what they had in common…)
SO! Here comes a HUGE amount of picspam, and seriously, I had very little to do with anything, these two, would autonomously interact in the most positive ways I’ve ever seen, even their casual banter was fraught with extreme happiness… and GO! Cue picspam!
Well Hello!
Person Plus! Awesome!
Dude With Hat: Yes, Hello Shopkeeper? I’d like a … Hello?
Daisy: YES MUSIC 😀
Everyone else: Annoyed posture cuz they can’t get no service!
Gus: SHOOTING STARS 😀
Daisy: Tell me more!
Everyone else: Yo? Hello? Shopkeeper? Service?
Daisy: Ladybugs :D!
Gus: *she’s beautiful*
Other Patrons: F this … I’m goin’ over here…
Author’s Note: I just watched them be completely infatuated with each other. I had kind of a different idea in mind for Daisy, but her and Gustave genuinely hit it off in a way I’ve never really seen before. Moving on…
Daisy: He’s falling for it! Hook line and sinker!
Gustave: I’m having impure thoughts.
Nectary visitor: Yes, I’d like… STUF NO ONE CARES!Dude with Hat: HELLO?
Daisy & Gus: FACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ❤
Daisy: Hi Gus.
Gus: Uh.huhuhhuh…
Lady wanting to buy nectar: F this… I’m going over to Nectar King. McNectar blows.
Note: I’m pretty sure Daisy’s learning the songs, right now… but again… Adult style beverage consumption…
Gus: Dear Daisy, you’re beautiful, but the song goes like this *SINGS*
Gus: NAILS IT!
Ideas…
Daisy sings *poorly* about roses…
Gus: *thinks* she’s so damn hawt
Daisy is cowardly, this action is a NO in her options, but I feel, after all she’s been through, and with her rebellious nature, she’d GO FOR IT! HEAT OF THE MOMENT KISS! *I mean, they’re singing together!*
Decapitated Patron: I see a bottle of nectar I’d like to bu—WTF? GET A ROOM!
Gus: You made a move! YES!
Daisy: Don’t break my heart! I’m afraid!
Previously Decapitated Now Bespectacled Patron: What does it take to get a bottle of nectar in this town?
Gus: get yer hawt ass over here!
Bespectacled Patron: F this shiz. I’m going to Nectar King.
Daisy: Hey Gus? I rolled a wish to watch the stars with you…
(although she looks like she might be double jointed, this Simmer is a romantic. Go watch the stars in France with Gustave. You deserve it Daisy.)
Ooh:
Getting closer!
And Closer!
**Unnecessary Author’s Note: I barely controlled this… She rolled want after want, and he was SO receptive! Watch!
Romantic flower embrace scene… D’aww… Drunk Author’s Note Daisy & Gus 5EVEAH!Loves! Aw! WHOA! Whoa… what do we have here? From a quick “leap into arms” to this?
YES. THIS IS A ROOM IN THE NECTARY!
OOooohh!
HA! Her hand! ❤ Daisy
OKAY, so the romantic distraction over, it’s Nectar Making Time!
Daisy: *I picked these grapes* DIE DIE DIE!
I’m just gonna sit her and contemplate my life NOT! NECTAR TIME BABY!
Baby? Nah, no babies… let’s go talk to our French Lover!
Daisy: baby? OMFG!
Gus: LOVE!!!
Cue Sim Love Cuteness Scene:!!! (Quiet Author’s Note: I just watched them be adorbs)
Daisy: FLOWERS TO THE THROAT!
Gus: KISS ME!
Gus: I like Daisy…
Patron: SERVICE PLEASE!
Gus: OW MY ANKLE!
Daisy: Derp.
Daisy: I touch your face.
Gus: I touch YOUR face.
(How cute are they, Seriously?!?)
Daisy Whispers: *I love you*
And here, in the beautiful World Adventures of Champs le Sims, in the Nectary – does our Daisy? Our Marguerite find love?
Who knows?!? Cuz she’s home now…
(AUTHOR’S NOTE: just like when the Zales went to China, I suffered game crashes, glitches, and FAILS ALL AROUND. This time, was no different… Cyrus vanished. I mean VANISHED. His square appeared, but he wasn’t in it… and the birthdays you’re about to see happen, had to happen twice…) IMPORTANT NOTE: LEIF IS STILL ALIVE! He never even died in all the fail/crash games I played… THANKFULLY: I saved, over and over again… the end result?
Success! And by that we mean ISBI Success!
Daisy can’t handle the ghosts: **FAINT**
Cyrus eats cake
Daphne is nonplused
Bettina and Abe haunt, and Abe heartfarts Cyrus, because their family tree is borked due to the Aurora Skies move. Abe shows no relation to Cyrus. Funny that Abe shows attraction to men… Explains all the running women? Maybe?
Dear Leif (who I keep confusing with Changpu on their Sim panels…) decides to autonomously make drinks! AW! Then we get a pop up about his job performance – and well, he topped his career…
So it’s retire time!
Aw! FUN!
People Care
Like Changpu and his Retirement Yeti and the Maid. Aw… (I’m sorry, Leif deserves better, but the ISBI is what it is…)
SO! Sunset Valley has no bars or night life… I brilliantly decide to convert that mosquito place into a Dive Bar. Awesome Simmer I am not, but this place RAWKS as a Dive Bar. I’ve added bathroom stalls, a pool table, bad lighting, and seating for the Dive Drinkers… but I’ve gotten ahead of myself.
It’s Dane! D’awww!
Daisy Moonlights all over the place…
(Bunch Old Lady Fairy DOES NOT LIKE) I DON’T CARE!
Merman: Drink?
Daisy: YES!
I GOT THIS!
SHAKEY SHAKEY!
BLEND!
BEHIND THE BACK NINJA MANEUVER!
Here ya go!
Oh wait…
BAR CLOSED!
WHAT? WE HATH A GNOME!
And, Not Julia is named with heartfelt love for Laserkatt and her Loki ISBI and general awesomeness… We lost our original gnome AmyWan when the Zales had to move…
BUT! My game crashed, like six times, so this little gnome, doesn’t even exist in my game anymore… :’-(, but I DID catch it on camera!
Laser Kitty and Amy Kenobi of the Villainy, you exist in the Zale world – in my heart… cuz you both aren’t there anymore… At least AmyWan got to “HARK!” Things… Poor NotJulia was forced to look like a freaking Easter Creature on Drugs… But I ❤ you both, and I’m sad you aren’t gnoming it up all over the Alphabetcy. Let us weep. (Well, I re-read this chapter, and the Juice Is Strong, in this Simmer…) OH WELL! Let’s MOVE ON!
Sam Sekemoto, the NAKED MOLE RAT, came home with Dahlia – and instantly became one with Daisy. Um. Gross. And the Oldie at the table? That is Changpu, not Leif. Who’s gonna die first? Cuz *SPOILER* LEIF IS STILL ALIVE! FTW!
Is that Cyrus?
*Pukes in the plant* “Whatever, you’re just happy I’m still visible”. Yes. yes I am Cyrus. STFU.
What? Amidst all this chaos birthdays are still happening?!? Why YES!
Daphne: That cake. I love that cake. ❤
Dahlia: My cake is better than your cake…
Dahlia: IT IS NOT THE SAME CAKE! STFU!
Daphne: ❤ Cake.
LIGHT THE CANDLES
YAY!
Only Changpu cares… oh what? You thought that was Leif? Me too… It isn’t… It’s Changpu (Terrible Author’s Note: I call him Shampoo in my head because I’m a bad person…)
Changpu: YAY! CLAPCLAPCLAP
Dahlia: I rock this shit… (pre makeover)
Dahlia rolled Vegetarian to join excitable, workaholic, insane & never nude. Now that’s a SIM!
NOTE!: My game crashed as you probably read awhile ago – I had to replay this. Dahlia rolled something else the second time around, but I corrected the game crash, and gave her Vegetarian again.
MAKEOVER:
There she is! Aw… Well, I kick her out now… I didn’t even take pictures… Oh WELL!
(HAVE I MENTIONED LEIF IS STILL ALIVE!?! CUZ HE IS!)
And Daphne!
The maid… she cares…
Daphne rolled loves the heat – but as previously mentioned the game crashed and Daphne had to age up again, and I reselected loves the heat… her makeover!
Daph is a bookworm, slob, friendly and heat loving sim. I like her new booky look. 🙂
While Dahlia and Daphne aged, Cyrus and Changpu rocked choreographed party moves!
Daisy gives no fucks the entire time and reads her pregnancy book – per her wishes…
**Record Scratch** Pregnancy Book?!?
Why YES! She’s Pregnant!
Is it Brandy’s? Or is it Gustave’s?
Hey! Like I stated above, I’m out of town for the next several days, so I hope you enjoyed Daisy’s adventures! Come back next time to see what’s afoot in the Zale household! Cheers! And Happy Simming!
Zale Family ISBI - Alphabetcy 
I’ve been calling him Shampoo in my head too.
Glad Leif is back.
I bet the baby is Brandy’s.
I’m so glad I’m not alone in calling him Shampoo! And it was Cyrus who vanished, but I’m glad he’s back too! Read the next post to see about the baby! 😀
Hark! I made it to the colorized header photos! Yay me!
Shampoo. That killed me. I will now be calling him that in my head too.
Yay baby! I sure hope it’s Gustave’s.
Ha ha! You’re definitely almost all caught up! You’re at least on the current TH’s generation! YAY! Yeah, SPOILER the B/W people are dead. 🙂
Awww lost the gnomes! 😦
The girls are so cute!
And I like the bar! It works well!
I love the bar 🙂 Lost gnomes is sad 😦
I love it when sims and often couples/relatives syncronize with each other like that! It’s just so damn cute I say :3 BABY!! I call the dibs that it’s the frenchman Gustave, I believe it’s and I hope Daisy marry him because they are just the cutest little buttons there can be ❤ Leif will live forever it feels like and "(Terrible Author’s Note: I call him Shampoo in my head because I’m a bad person…) XD It does sound like shampoo when you think about it! ^^ Oh, this is just getting sweeter and sweeter… Gnomes that got lost is sad. Smart to make that house to a bar (I always have hated that house for some reason.) And I can't wait to see how the baby will look like 😀
I love Daisy, and I miss her 😦 You’ll have to read and see about the baby!!!! 😀
I, for one, didn’t mind the adult-beverage-fueled commentary. I know we need to be sensitive to other people’s individual challenges (we have family history of alcohol-issues, we’re weirder about alcohol than your average Joes as a result). And yet. Still. It was entertainingly so. Not sloppy. =)
Thank you for the nice comment. I understand what you’re saying… For the most part, the reaction was positive to this post, but I apologize for it later. You’ll get there. I also refrain from posting if I have had anything to drink, but I don’t refrain from playing, ha ha… you’ll see… if you keep reading that is. 🙂
Haha, this is fabulous! And oh man, I just realized how similar Daisy and Katana are! Different personalities of course, but they have the same shirt style, the same white pants, and the same bathing suit… and Katana is going to France in the chapter I’m currently writing, and she meets Gustave! I actually considered (then reconsidered) breeding her with him–now I’m really hoping Daisy’s baby is his so I can see what his spawn looks like. 🙂
Hi! I know! I see a lot of similarities between Katana and Daisy! I think you’ve read far enough now to see who the father is! I don’t want to spoil it if you haven’t. But I can tell you, the child gets no heir votes in the heir poll.
PMSL, funniest post I’ve read in a while, even considering your normal awesome funnies. Meghan is right, this is the best kind of intoxication, the funny part but not sloppy and incomprehensible.
Anyways, I love Daisy as a TH, all of yours seem so different. I’ve purposely had to choose the loser (literally, Loser trait) kid in my latest generation, just because I’ve had so many “cool” ones in the previous few generations (because srsly, rock star, astronaut, firefighter super hero and most recently a Sports Legend vampire who does not need a spouse to raise her three kids). And I have too many female heirs, because the girls keep on being awesome! Thus why I have the loser male scientist to bring in…gen pink. Lols.
Whoops, did it again, Beauregarding comments with my own legacy. I love Daisy’s personality. That about sums it up.
And it’s so cute when they find their “true love” and roll wishes all the time. I’ve only had that a few times when playing, but it’s awesome.
I’m glad you found it funny! I didn’t get much feedback about this post when I originally posted it, so I realized I maybe shouldn’t have done it… but then I also realized, it’s my party, and I shouldn’t be so danged sensitive. I’m grateful you managed to laugh at me! Daisy was an AWESOME TH, and I still just adore her. I had never done mixology either, so that was really fun too. You know, I have been pretty fortunate that everyone has been different. I also kind of forced myself to go B/G/B/G otherwise I would almost always pick a girl! I have had some great boy TH’s, even if I frequently thought a girl would’ve been more fun at firsts 🙂 My next TH and his wife are definitely true love. I can’t wait for you to get there. Thanks so much for reading and all the wonderful comments.
Found this last night and I’ve been obsessively reading since then. Honestly I stayed up until like 6:30 in the morning reading this, woke up ate and haven’t done anything else but read this legacy. Loving it. You’re so funny. Also I wanted to say that in my games, whenever Sam Sekemoto doesn’t age up bald, he’s really super cute, IMO. He’s actually one of my favorite townies. I like his dad a lot too. Also, you mentioned that you call Changpu Shampoo in your head, I actually call him Champangu for some reason. IDK.
I’m so glad you are enjoying it!!! Thanks for reading and commenting!!