Well Hello There! last time we hung out with the Zale family, I closed the heir poll! Daisy beat out Dahlia 6 to 3, and the boys, well, they got goose eggs. Bettina died :(, Leif topped his career further shaming Traci. And I continued to hate Traci. Changpu and Cyrus adopted a little girl we named Daphne, who they promptly shipped off to private school. Man, Lots of stuff happened. But I’m tired of recapping, so lets move on!
Knowing Daisy won, and will be the new TH, we scope out her high school sweetheart Brandy.
Um… no. Sorry Brandy. There’s more for Daisy than this!
Daisy: OMG I’M SO HUNGRY!
THIS CAKE! NOM NOM DERP NOM!
Aw Daisy. ❤
Then someone broke the dishwasher. Fantastic.
That is an EXPENSIVE dishwasher, but it looks like good ol’ BRANDY broke it. One of Cyrus’ last TH actions is to repair it. And then do this really quick. Cuz aw. (And I’d locked it in.)
And on that parting note, with Changpu and Cyrus hugging amorously in Dahlia’s bedroom, we pass the torch to Daisy!
**HALT! I totally forgot, we also had Cyrus place a VERY important phone call…
And what’s DAISY’S FIRST ACT AS TH?!?!
Pay bills. What else? Did you expect something exciting?
Wait? Who’s this? She’s derping a bit, but back by popular demand…
Daphne! Hi honey! (Cyrus phoned her home between hugging his husband and repairing the dishwasher.)
We got Daphne back from school, but she’d only learned how to club dance…
Some art school. For CHILDREN. Gross.
Daph: Hey Dais? Can you read me a story? I’m ready for bed.
Daisy: You got it toots!
Allow me to put on my very inappropriate attire for bedtime stories, and read you to sleep in MY bed…
(at least it’s a children’s book.)
With Daphne usurping her own bed, Daisy unceremoniously evicts dear old Leif, and steals his bed.
*Damn down wall…*
Hey look! It’s Dane! And he’s in his bedroom, that still appears fit for a child because I just didn’t care enough about him. Or his brother… But he’s making a very important phone call!
Bye boys! I
loved neglected you!
Note: Only seeing six Sims on the panel is weird. Just sayin’.
Dahl: Oh Sweet! I’m starving! Yesterday’s half eaten cake!
And after three bites of someone else’s old cake, it’s SLIDE TIME!
In FORMAL WEAR! WEEEEEE! (it’s okay, she’ll find a much finer time to wear her suit later)
Aw Leif! Bless you and your ISBI Spouse Awesomeness!
Leif: WEEEE! I’m 103 days old!
Well! Daisy has to master mixology, so we get started straight away!
Her face. Lolz
Daisy: I love my bar ❤
Oh damn you graduation.
Off she goes! Here’s some terribly and boring pictures of graduation:
But it’s Dane! So I had to share! And Mortimer. And a woman in a red skirt.
And… Jack and Ethan Bunch!
Jack: Haters gonna hate (proceeds to twirl cane)
Note: I have never seen that before, I cracked up!!
Back to Daisy! Cuz she matters and this damn graduation got in the way of things!
Daisy: I am a rebellious badass, and I now have a motorcycle.
Daisy: Peace bitches
Cyrus: Daisy! DAISY! WAIT FOR THE FAMILY! OMG YOUR GONNA KILL YOURSELF ON THAT THING!
They made it home okay…
Now, where were we:
Daisy was working on her mixology skill! Cue Daisy Sequence of Awesomeness!
YAY! I’m gonna… *CRASH*
Omg I love this. Why have I never done this before. And oh Daisy – she’s PERFECT for it!
Cyrus was trying to support his baby girl’s dreams, and sampled some of her wares.
Yeah – not so good. HA!
Daisy: What? Don’t look at me all judgmental (turns back)…
Uh Dais? It’s a little early…
But we love Daisy – so it’s okay.
And… not that we don’t all love Dahlia too, I mean, she got some votes! But Dahlia!
Stahp! You’re just a teen! And it’s 6:05 on a THURSDAY – but way to find your swimsuit. Good for you.
Dahlia: I SEE YOU ARM!
You can’t GET ME! I’m WATCHING!
Here is the most insane face I’ve ever seen a Sim make. Are you ready? It’s intense.
Dahlia: I eat souls
Daisy: I make drinks
Ooh, steamy? Fizzy? Yellowy? Stinky? Whatever, something. And Daisy looks pleased, if not a bit unaware of where her waist ends and how her wrist works…
Cute Daphne and her dad time!
OMG Leif! Do NOT play in the sprinklers! It’s 33 degrees F! Freezing!
I’m so worried about him… I even made him Black/White on the header – but he’s still alive!
And Dahlia hung out at Naked Mole Rat’s house
doing homework being a badass all night, and got caught by the police.
Ahoy! Who’s this?
Is that, Brandy? But I thought the Simmer said NO!
Yes, it’s Brandy.
Ugh Daisy – hurry up with this bad decision, he’s a total CREEPER (WRONG LEGACY)
VOMIT! His face makes me sick and kinda sad for Daisy – and YES, I know I’m CONTROLLING THIS – but I genuinely feel like this is something Daisy would do!
If you’re offended by this – skip the next few pics…
Daisy: Just between us wall – I think that was a mistake…
Even Brandy’s body is weird. He’s like fat, but ripped? How does that work. He’s like a shemale who’s fatripped. I don’t like him…
BUT! What are high school sweethearts FOR, especially for a “rebellious” Sim, but adventure and mistakes!
But, I’m in control, so BYE BRANDY!
Daisy: Yeah, that was terrible. I don’t like you. And who wears a red V-neck sweater with octopus boxer briefs? Begone fatripped shemale.
Brandy: RAWR 😡
Ew, and his attitude is gross too. Peace.
HEY! It’s BETTINA!
Daisy: Hey person on the phone? I’d like to plan a trip
I need to get away and live a little… France Please!
Bye Grandma! I’m heading to France!
No one else was awake… so ghost Bettina plays video games while Daisy makes a trip!
Come back next time to enjoy Daisy’s adventures in Champs le Sims! (I think) In France! I’m sure she’ll have a fine FINE time! (Her first rolled wish was to buy a bottle of nectar. Ha, my little bartender…)
See you soon! And Happy Simming!