Everything Breaks, Bye Bye Benji 3.4

Hi Simmers!  In the past, on Sundays, I have posted twice!  Wow!  But today, well – you get a Megapost.  There are over 100 pictures in this post, and it starts slow, but oh so much happens! Not really.  Last time, Cyrus finally had a break from skilling the triplets, Traci was obnoxious, and Dahlia aged into a toddler, and the triplets became children!  Get to reading to see what happens now!  MEGAPOST!

We begin with Cyrus and Dahlia being too much cute!  Dawww.
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And I’m a terrible, terrible Simmer.  I kept confusing Drake and Dane, and I couldn’t really figure out why, I mean, they look different… Then I discovered that I gave the wrong boy the wrong favorite color, adding to my confusion.  Anyhoo.

Drake tells a scary story!
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Permanent Pajamas Traci watches.  And Dane – well… he thinks it’s a bit TOO scary…
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…fail.  And weeing Sim Dane’s favorite color is actually yellow, and Drake is Irish green.  I have since corrected it.

Drake then gets invited over to Sam Sekemoto’s house.  He’s a very VERY weird looking child with no hair.  I thought I took a picture of him.  Oh well, so here they are, hanging out being awesome friends.
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Drake (still in the wrong color) doing his homework.

Sam… also doing his homework
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Three stories away from his “friend”.  Awesome.  Look how bald he is!  HA HA HA!

Cute Grandma Bettina is cute:
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I had since fixed their colors, so this is Drake!  Aw.

Bettina & Permanent Pajamas Traci BEER JUICE PONG!
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No one drank.  So no one won.  😀

HOLY CRAP BIRTHDAYS!  This is another Epic Quad Birthday
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Dahlia Cake!
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Drake cake!  Look at all the people!  Bald Sam!

WOOHOO BIRTHDAY!  (longhaired boy in the green coat?  Drake)
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GO DAISY!  FANTASTIC PARTY!  (HA HA BALD SAM)

DAISY!  THAT ZALE HAIR!
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Gross.

EPIC BIRTHDAY!!!!
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Look at all da peeps!  Zales are so popular!  (not really – they’re all strangers…)

Hey!  It’s Dahlia!
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Dahlia rolled Workaholic.  This joins excitable and insane.  I gave her glasses like her daddy, who is ALSO a workaholic, he got to add a new trait because I’m sure he did something like charisma… I don’t know.
Woman’s hand and plate become UFO.

Here she is up close!
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Aw… Cute Crazy Girl.

The triplets age up too!
DRAKE!
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Aw… he’s cute!
Up close!
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I’m sure he looks good – but he has weird eyes.  With like, tons of eyelid weirdness.
He rolled mooch to join, loves the cold, good, and workaholic.  Apparently the theme for this generation.

DAISY!
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Daisy’s up close photo!  After makeover.  She’s a rebellious slob, who rolled coward to go with just being grumpy.  I thought she’d rock rebellious and slob, so I picked THIS look for her:
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BAM!  DAISY!

And don’t forget DANE!
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Aw, he’s very handsome – from here…
Up close, he has the same weird deep set eyes, with tons of funky eyelid.
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I’m not sure you can see it… but it’s gross.  He rolled lucky, to join friendly, over emotional, and light sleeper.  So yeah, teenage triplets!  YAY!

Traci has a birthday too.  I do not care.  Oh look, she broke her leg.
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Good.
OH GOD, the Zale Hair Curse!
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Cute Dahlia In Horrible Clothes I Have Since Fixed:  WOOHOO GO MOM!
I hate that hair.  I hate Traci.  She can keep it.

Permanent Pajamas Traci: I am disgusted.
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No one cares.  No one likes you.  SPOILER: Cyrus has also birthday’d up.  If he rolls a wish to divorce her, I will comply.

Aw, sibling cuteness… Dane and Dahlia
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The triplets autonomously sat themselves here.  Since I forced the first triplet couch shot, I thought this was important.  -_-
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TRIPLETS!

A wild vacation notification appears!  We accept!
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But wait, this is an ISBI, I’m just going to have to WATCH what happens while the adults are gone… Should be fun?

This pops up!
i clicked throw party
I clicked “throw party”  Should be rockin’… o.O

Before any party guests could arrive, the one piece of entertainment broke.
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DANE: OMG, THE PARTY IS GOING TO SUCK!
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Guaranteed… but you’ll see for yourselves…

Then Drake – he broke the dishwasher…
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… And the sink…
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And Dane?  He broke this shower…
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Great, IDIOTS… you have a party starting soon!
Author’s note: I bought a stereo.  So the kids would have SOMETHING to do at this party.  I hate SimStereos.

Daisy: Don’t look at me, I’m not breaking things.  I’m doing my homework.
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AND IT’S HARD!
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AND OMG STUFF IS BROKEN!!!
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Ironically, I think she looks like Cruella de Vil here!
She scares me…
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Drake: Moppy moppy moppy!  I am mopping like a good boy!
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Yeah, good luck with that Drake.  Between the sink and the dishwasher, your task is never ending.

PING PONG BREAK!
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Dahlia:  Dad?  Dad? I think I … oh wait… dad’s not here…
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I broke the toilet… to join the dishwasher and the kitchen sink.

Oh… then I broke this sink too.
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*pretty hot air balloon is pretty*
(recap:  the TV, the kitchen sink, the dishwasher, this toilet, and this sink are now broken.)
Remember, Cyrus is on “vacation” so stuff just gets to be broken.  HA HA HA, It’s funny!!

A party guest arrives!
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Yes, Cora, it is.  How astute of you.

Then Sandi French!
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OMG, AM I LATE!  RUNS!

Then they actually socialized!  I was surprised.  Good thing I bought the stereo!
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Cora: Do I hear a waterfall?
Drake and Sandi: So romantic!  Let us dance to the waterfall!
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Additional party guests arrive, and these faces need no introduction, but!
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Arlo Bunch!  (Daisy close-up:  Dem eyez!)

And Lisa Bunch
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I think she’s kinda cute, but those Bunch genetics are something else!

Daisy: WTH Cora, you’re not a TEEN.  What’d you do?  Have a birthday on the way over!
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Drake: GAG!  The puddles!  THE PUDDLES!!
Arlo: Sandi
Sandi: Broken

Drake:  I just wanted to wash my hands…
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Well, you broke it.  Great.  Way to go you.

Dane & Lisa, groovin’ to the sounds of broken TV static…
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Cora, I swear… if you break that…
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You shouldn’t even be here YOUNG ADULT.

The party amongst all the broken things actually looks like fun!
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Then a fashionably late Darlene Bunch shows up…
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String bean contemplates…
OMG!
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SO MANY BROKEN THINGS (you have no idea Darlene.  No idea at all… -_-)

Cora:  Hey, your computer?  I think someone broke it.
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Couldn’t’ve been me… nah…

Drake: MOPPY MOPPY MOPPY!
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Zale parties RAWK!
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Plop in the flooding.  Plop my pretties.  (OMG SUCH LOSERS!)

Daisy:  Wut.  I just took a shower…
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Aaaaannnd… It’s broken.

ARLO!  Leave the koi alone!
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That is a landscaping POND… with PETS… they are NOT for catching!

Um… Abe?  Now’s REALLY not the best time to see your house…
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No really…
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Arlo: I just wanted to wash the koi guts off my hands!  It just BROKE.

Dahlia:  I’m going to use one of the few working sinks to clean up because I’m a good girl.
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Ooops.
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-_- WHAT IS GOING ON!

Ugly Bunch Girl: I just wanted to wash away the pain!
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Whelp, that one’s broken too.

Author’s Note:  Seriously?  WHAT IN THE HELL IS HAPPENING!

Dane:  I DON’T KNOW!  YOU TELL ME!
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MY ARM IS GROWING OUT OF MY CHEST! (But at least my room is yellow now… YAY!)

Priorities… ya know… weird arm growth is secondary to my finally acknowledging their favorite colors correctly.

Drake:  Uh… I broke the shower.
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HELL WHY NOT!  IT MATCHES THE SINK YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.
(seriously?  What is going ON!?!?!?)

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MOPPY MOPPY MOPPY!  I AM DRAKE I MOP FOREVER.

Dahlia: F— the broken ass house.  I’m playing outside.
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Drake:  Dearest Dahlia.  You are our only hope.  You must learn handiness to protect us from that which is *DU DU DUUUUUUUH* BROKEN HOUSE
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Dahlia: But I’m SO TIRED!  And this is NOT my bed…

CHILDREN OF THE BROKEN HOUSE.  FLEE  FLEE!
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Benji segue:
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She’s damn adorable and her lifebar is full, and I’m worried about her.

ADULTS RETURN TO RUINS!  THE WATER DAMANGE, THE MOLD, SINKING FOUNDATION AND HIGH WATER BILL
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Cyrus: Broken TV.
Bettina: OMFG WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE HOUSE
Leif:  Benji!  Lookin’ GOOD!
Traci: The dishwasher appears to be brok–Shut up, no one likes you.

Cue ongoing never ending Cyrus repair sequence:
Wait, an author’s note is required.  Cyrus had like, sixty billion LTH points (no, I do NOT exaggerate, why do you ask?) so I bought him an honorary degree.  In science.  I then moved his job over to the science career track – so now he needs handiness.  Which is GREAT, since the HOUSE IS IN SHAMBLES.
Cue ongoing never ending Cyrus repair sequence!
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*INTERLUDE* TRACI BREAKS A TOILET
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EVERYONE HATES YOU
Traci: *yawn*
-_-
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Oh… Then Benji DIES.  :’-(
Forgive the down walls, she died in the hall.
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Bye Benji.  You were super amazing and fantastic, and you saved Abraham once, and you never had a tail, but you were purrfect in every way.  The house will miss you.  I will miss you.

Traci: WAH!  POOR WALL, I ALWAYS LOVED YOU WALL!
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STFU TRACI!  NO ONE LIKES YOU!

I’m sorry Cyrus…
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… You can fix all the house, but not a broken heart…

…Oh wait, yes you can. MOODLET MANAGER TO THE RESCUE!
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…But you can’t fix poor Dahlia.  She’s forced to cry forever…

:’-(
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I’m so sorry Dahlia.  You remind me of Celine when Abe died.  Standing right by the wall by the front door…

Goodbye Benji.  You are the epitome of all that could be good in an ISBI cat.  You were always happy, and adorable, never any trouble.  May you rest happily with Abe and Angelica.
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*BACKTRACK*  Cyrus went and had a birthday while attempting to repair the TV and watch Benji die.
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Happy adult birthday Starving Cyrus.  It was completely ruined by a flooding house and a dying kitteh.  I promise you an adult make over, and Gnome of the Wrist upon next play session.  And if you roll a midlife crisis wish to divorce STUPID TRACI, I promise that too.

I hope you made it through MEGAPOST 2013!  Come back soon, I’m sure there’s going to be a prom, cuz ya know, teenagers… and Cyrus WILL get that tattoo.  And will he roll a wish to divorce Traci?  Your guess is as good as mine!  Happy Simming!

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18 thoughts on “Everything Breaks, Bye Bye Benji 3.4

  1. amywankenobi

    I feel terrible, but I LOL’d so hard at the party! Is it a glitch or something? Either way it was hilarious. For me 😛
    Have you picked a heir yet? I really like the two girls! I’m hoping Cyrus has booted Traci out too, if not, that hair is plenty torture hahaha!
    I still can’t stop giggling to myself about everything breaking hahaha, I read this over an hour ago too and I’ve had to compose myself. I’m sorry I really shouldn’t be laughing hahaha :3

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    1. Heather Post author

      Can you believe it? I have no idea why EVERYTHING broke. I thought it might’ve been a glitch too, but a couple things managed to stay functional even though the teenagers of doom touched them. Two showers and one toilet were not broken. And the stereo I bought didn’t break either. So I don’t think it was a glitch? Just pure hilarity! I’ve never seen anything like it though! I’m not picking an heir, I promised an heir poll this generation, I’ll wait until Dahlia ages to teenager, then I’ll get one up. It is in the fate of my readers. 🙂 I don’t play ahead at all, so I’m not sure if Cyrus is going to roll a wish to divorce her. I hope he does!

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      1. Heather Post author

        And yeah, Benji dying was pretty sad. The Zale house will probably remain pet-less for a while. Leif is a cat person, but he’s gonna die soon, and Traci is a cat person, but I hate her so I don’t care. Bettina and Leif are likely to die next play session.

  2. laserkatt

    Hahaha oh my goodness that party ❤ Your sims are idiots, and to be fair, that's a good thing ;D Also laughed so much at Traci's new hairstyle! You truly are cursed xD Maybe you should kill her in some horrible way? ;o
    Drake: MOPPY MOPPY MOPPY <3333 He's dedicated, I'll give him that.
    RIP Benji, you furry fiend you ;c HEATHER YOU HAVE TO PLAY MORE. kthx :3

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    1. Heather Post author

      Ikr? That party was too much! I have never seen anything like it! I can’t bring myself to kill Traci. I just can’t stand her. I hope Cyrus rolls a divorce wish! I might get some playing in tonight. We’ll see! YOU HAVE TO POST MORE! I need to know what happens with Hel! You have MUCH to do young lady! Thanks for reading, as always! ❤

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  3. whalerssims

    That party was a truly epic Sims party. It’s not a real party until everything breaks and someone passes out! I’m still giggling. 😀

    Good luck fixing everything in the house, Cyrus. At least it will help with his career!

    (Also I think Daisy and Auden would be great friends. They’re both Grumpy, and Auden probably would have rolled Rebellious if I’d had Generations installed when she was growing up.)

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    1. Heather Post author

      I think Daisy and Auden would be great friends too!!! This party was something else indeed! I’d never seen anything like it, before, or since! Now, not that I don’t LOVE you catching up with the Zales, but you said you’d uploaded all the photos and just needed to work on them… well hurry up, love! I need an update! ❤

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      1. whalerssims

        I worked on the next post today! It’s about 1/3 done at the moment! I’m coming down with a cold of some sort, so I was reading through the Zales last night to cheer myself up. 😛

  4. zefiewings

    Okay…just like the poor idea of the passing out at the bachelor/ette parties…that is technically a “design”. The stuff is ‘easier’ to break so that the housed can be trashed when the parents return. The idea is for story telling I guess. It isn’t usually to that extreme but ya.

    But WHAAAA! Benji Kitty! :,(
    We will miss you forever and ever!

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    1. Heather Post author

      I had no idea it was designed that way on purpose! I couldn’t BELIEVE how many things broke. It makes sense to have it be on purpose, but a couple things would’ve been enough! And yeah, Benji being gone sucks. But she haunts a lot! 🙂

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  5. Miss Wingless

    Well holy seven hells! :O that is just bad luck; everything breaks and flooding… indeed high water bills XP Aww… bye bye kitty/Benji you were very good and awesome.
    And I must say that it’s quiet interesting with the relation with certain sims; one moment you love them, them you hate them… or the other way around, or you just hate or love them. And now I learned too that the teenage parties are designed to do that! :O You always learn something new I guess. ^^ BTW, this didn’t feel like a chapter over 100 pictures, which I like a lot. Gonna keep on reading some moare! I’m getting there soon!! WOO!! 🙂

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    1. Heather Post author

      You are an excellent catcher-upper, ha ha! Thanks for all the wonderful comments, I’m very happy you’re reading!

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  6. Meghan

    I just laughed SO HARD at this post. OMG. SO. HARD.
    Also, =( I am an IRL cat lover, so losing Benji was a big downer. Good to be “grounded” after so much ridiculousness during the party!

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  7. somebodysangel13

    SO MUCH LOL!! I love this legacy 😀

    Zefie, I never that the programming deigned things to break during a teen party. I’ve had a few, and not really had much to break. I purposely never upgrade items to Unbreakable in my legacy house, so that those who need handiness can fix stuff…but it very rarely happens. Especially with the bathroom stuff…maybe I should buy cheaper stuff, I think the expensive ones are less likely to break. My current handiness queen has repaired about 15 electrical items, but only 2 plumbing ones.

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    1. Heather Post author

      The Zales had REALLY nice appliances, I have no idea why they all broke. I also understand why it would be kind of fun/funny to have stuff break while the adults are away on vacation, but seriously? I think EVERYTHING except one toilet and the stereo were not broken. It. Was. Amazing.

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