Hi Simmers! In the past, on Sundays, I have posted twice! Wow! But today, well – you get a Megapost. There are over 100 pictures in this post, and it starts slow, but oh so much happens!
Not really. Last time, Cyrus finally had a break from skilling the triplets, Traci was obnoxious, and Dahlia aged into a toddler, and the triplets became children! Get to reading to see what happens now! MEGAPOST!
And I’m a terrible, terrible Simmer. I kept confusing Drake and Dane, and I couldn’t really figure out why, I mean, they look different… Then I discovered that I gave the wrong boy the wrong favorite color, adding to my confusion. Anyhoo.
Drake tells a scary story!
Permanent Pajamas Traci watches. And Dane – well… he thinks it’s a bit TOO scary…
…fail. And weeing Sim Dane’s favorite color is actually yellow, and Drake is Irish green. I have since corrected it.
Drake then gets invited over to Sam Sekemoto’s house. He’s a very VERY weird looking child with no hair. I thought I took a picture of him. Oh well, so here they are, hanging out being awesome friends.
Drake (still in the wrong color) doing his homework.
Hey! It’s Dahlia!
Dahlia rolled Workaholic. This joins excitable and insane. I gave her glasses like her daddy, who is ALSO a workaholic, he got to add a new trait because
I’m sure he did something like charisma… I don’t know.
Woman’s hand and plate become UFO.
The triplets age up too!
Aw… he’s cute!
I’m sure he looks good – but he has weird eyes. With like, tons of eyelid weirdness.
He rolled mooch to join, loves the cold, good, and workaholic. Apparently the theme for this generation.
Daisy’s up close photo! After makeover. She’s a rebellious slob, who rolled coward to go with just being grumpy. I thought she’d rock rebellious and slob, so I picked THIS look for her:
And don’t forget DANE!
Aw, he’s very handsome – from here…
Up close, he has the same weird deep set eyes, with tons of funky eyelid.
I’m not sure you can see it… but it’s gross. He rolled lucky, to join friendly, over emotional, and light sleeper. So yeah, teenage triplets! YAY!
Traci has a birthday too. I do not care. Oh look, she broke her leg.
OH GOD, the Zale Hair Curse!
Cute Dahlia In Horrible Clothes I Have Since Fixed: WOOHOO GO MOM!
I hate that hair. I hate Traci. She can keep it.
Then Drake – he broke the dishwasher…
… And the sink…
And Dane? He broke this shower…
Great, IDIOTS… you have a party starting soon!
Author’s note: I bought a stereo. So the kids would have SOMETHING to do at this party. I hate SimStereos.
Daisy: Don’t look at me, I’m not breaking things. I’m doing my homework.
AND IT’S HARD!
AND OMG STUFF IS BROKEN!!!
Ironically, I think she looks like Cruella de Vil here!
She scares me…
Oh… then I broke this sink too.
*pretty hot air balloon is pretty*
(recap: the TV, the kitchen sink, the dishwasher, this toilet, and this sink are now broken.)
Remember, Cyrus is on “vacation” so stuff just gets to be broken. HA HA HA, It’s funny!!
Dane & Lisa, groovin’ to the sounds of broken TV static…
Author’s Note: Seriously? WHAT IN THE HELL IS HAPPENING!
Priorities… ya know… weird arm growth is secondary to my finally acknowledging their favorite colors correctly.
ADULTS RETURN TO RUINS! THE WATER DAMANGE, THE MOLD, SINKING FOUNDATION AND HIGH WATER BILL
Cyrus: Broken TV.
Bettina: OMFG WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE HOUSE
Leif: Benji! Lookin’ GOOD!
The dishwasher appears to be brok–Shut up, no one likes you.
Cue ongoing never ending Cyrus repair sequence:
Wait, an author’s note is required. Cyrus had like, sixty billion LTH points (no, I do NOT exaggerate, why do you ask?) so I bought him an honorary degree. In science. I then moved his job over to the science career track – so now he needs handiness. Which is GREAT, since the HOUSE IS IN SHAMBLES.
Cue ongoing never ending Cyrus repair sequence!
*INTERLUDE* TRACI BREAKS A TOILET
EVERYONE HATES YOU
Oh… Then Benji DIES. :’-(
Forgive the down walls, she died in the hall.
Bye Benji. You were super amazing and fantastic, and you saved Abraham once, and you never had a tail, but you were purrfect in every way. The house will miss you. I will miss you.
*BACKTRACK* Cyrus went and had a birthday while attempting to repair the TV and watch Benji die.
Happy adult birthday Starving Cyrus. It was completely ruined by a flooding house and a dying kitteh. I promise you an adult make over, and Gnome of the Wrist upon next play session. And if you roll a midlife crisis wish to divorce STUPID TRACI, I promise that too.
I hope you made it through MEGAPOST 2013! Come back soon, I’m sure there’s going to be a prom, cuz ya know, teenagers… and Cyrus WILL get that tattoo. And will he roll a wish to divorce Traci? Your guess is as good as mine! Happy Simming!