Hey Simulators! I typed a whole intro here, but wordpress ate it, and I’m unhappy, so we’re just going to move on… and I’m mad – but I’m pretty sure Angelica played the guitar..,
First! Bettina had locked in a wish to do a Private Reading, but everyone we tried it on was a fail. Even if they were best of friends, but FINALLY…
After asking Abe many times previously, we had a success. And I LOL’d cuz it was all about “how many times he exhales – unless he’s dead” – and it was a “poor” reading, but it still fulfilled the wish, so alright!
But forget this, it’s wedding time!
And SHIT, I thought we’d throw our wedding party on a Friday, but it conflicted with Beatrix and Baxter’s Prom! Bummer!
I don’t remember if I posted that message, but Beatrix actually had a date for prom! With one Blanca Slone, who I don’t recall ever meeting…
So the wedding and prom conflicted, but like a good ISBI-er I didn’t influence any actions…And just as the party guests were arrive, the Limo showed up…
There’s Blanca next to Baxter (weird) and Beatrix. Apparently it was cold in the limo… And although we see Baxter in the Limo at this moment, as soon as it pulled away, he was still at home at the wedding party. He didn’t go to prom – but Bea and Blanca? They had a DAMN fine time (you’ll see!)
But … Back to the wedding…
So this happened…
I mean – shit. You saw me build this beautiful wedding, and if you can’t tell from her decapitated headshot, she’s in formal hair… but we can’t fill the buffet because the “snow is too deep.” well screw you too….
And, I planned this beautiful wedding, with lighting and flowers, and stunning formal wear… BUT
Oh no, no no, we can’t just get married. It’s SNOWING!
Bettina, I love you, I REALLY do, but now is not the time to catch snowflakes. (fun fact: the woman in that ridiculous hat and the overalls of EAFail? Leif’s Mom, I’m glad she made it)
BACK TO THE WEDDING!
And then Betts flashes Amy’s favorite “hidden trait” and…
…looks beautiful AND evil…
And all this time, Beatrix is having an AMAZING PROM – the most intricate I’ve ever seen! No really – LOOK!
Beatrix came home with her first kiss moodlet and EVERYTHING.
But ya know, we’re having a wedding here. An important and PLANNED wedding, so let’s focus, shall we?
And, while this awesome wedding was happening, Beatrix had a fantastic time. She wasn’t prom queen – she didn’t dance with her “crush” or get in a fight, but her and Blanca fell in love – and smooched!
… HEY HEY! A Sim was out there throwing rice forever, I had to reset her – Baxter missed prom, but no one missed him – and I sold that buffet table that told me there was too much damned SNOW to serve food….
So WAIT! Let’s meet Leif!
There is ABSOLUTELY NO SIGN OF HIM BEING A MERMAN! FAIL FAIL FAIL
However, he’s cute as a bug – and all outfits, except formal, reflect his favorite color – which is …drum roll please
no one cares VIOLET! Fun! If you’re a chick.Anyhoo! Meet Leif! He’s not a Merman, he just wore terrible stockings (I guess?). Okay, I have no idea about merpeople, and I DO have Island Paradise, but who’s had time to play it? And now there’s this Movie Magic (or something) thing that we’re all supposed to buy, but I don’t want costumes, and OH — Back to business! MEET LEIF!
Leif is a HUMAN (non merperson) R&B loving, Lobster Thermidor eating, violet wearing Sim. He’s Over Emotional, Loves the Outdoors, has Commitment Issues, and is a Genius, Cat Person. So much win (for this Simmer). I mean cat person. WIN.
He’s got an LTW of “Renaissance Sim” with no job, and he’s mastered Scuba Diving and has 5 Cooking Skill points. Oh HEY!
Who knows!?! (All
two of you do! But I look forward to seeing you next time!)